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Le Melon has been out of commission for awhile. We have been having problems. Iain was in rehab for being on too much H and crystal meth. Our main recording artist Ricky has been convicted of murder charges (FREE THE HUSTLER). DéDé found god, shaved his head and started up some fucked up retreat where they starve you and beat you up every 30 minutes. Needless to say things have been kind of weird at the office. So we are starting a new team and taking this bitch in a new direction. Also while we were gone some upstart ass motherfuckers have been trying to get up all in our shit. These biters have been coping our style and must be stopped. They will not be named *cough* LA PRANK *cough*. But yeah prepare to be crushed. We are coming out with smarter stuff(some in French) and cooler shit. POLITICS, FASHION, STORIES, MUSIC, its gonna be off the hook, come by soon and prepare to be wowed. The challenge is there, the hatchet is out and they’re aint no shovel in sight.\